Royalty Free Christmas Songs 7 - jacksfilms Lyrics
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[intro * spoken]
[kermit]
alright, boys and girls, eh, today we’re gonna** ew! why’re you all dressed up like little doctors and sh*t?
[student]
uh, mr. kermit, it’s because of, uh, coro* co* co* coro* covo* cono*
[kermit, overlapping]
co* co* coro* co*
[student]
cornovavirus
[kermit]
oh, you dumb, dumb kids. looks like uncle kermy’s gonna gave to teach you a life lesson! alright, shut up
[chorus]
[kermit]
covid’s a hoax
no, covid’s not real
people die every day
at least that’s how i feel
no, i don’t respect those who choose to wear masks
[student]
but we wear them to save lives!
[kermit]
whoops! i didn’t ask
la la la la la la
over the rainbow and
la la la*
[outro]
[kermit]
sing along, you p*ssies!
[kermit begins coughing]
[song 2: uncle uh*oh]
[intro * spoken]
[jack duh glass]
merry christmas, boys!
[all except duh glass]
merry christmas!
[chaq duglass]
hey, if you guys told me last yеar that i’d be spending christmas on a zoom call, i’d be likе: “what the heck is zoom?”
[all laugh]
[jacked ugh lass]
um, stupid question, but n0body gave uncle uh*oh the zoom link, right?
[duh glass]
no, no, no, no. no
[chaq]
no, i did not
[jak d’ouglass]
i might have…
[chaq]
no! no, you didn’t!
[duh glass]
dude! why?!
[chorus]
[uncle uh*oh]
trump won by a lot
investigate the deep state
reptiles rule the world
look into wayfair
bill gates will microchip ya
5g hurts my brain
i don’t trust the vaccines
obama was born on mars
[outro]
[uncle uh*oh]
see you boys next year!
[song 3: how to make a candy cane c*cktail]
one shot of white godvia
one shot, vanilla rum
one shot of creme de menthe
(rumple minze is also fun)
chill until it’s nice and cold
garnish with a candy cane
stalk your more successful ex
enjoy your fancy drink!
[song 4: a quarantined qwistmas]
stuck inside
nothin’ sadder
browsing tiktok’s
getting fatter
nah, i fear
that this’ll turn
to my new routine
ah, santa
won’t you bring me that vaccine?
[song 5: don’t buy a ps5]
[all]
don’t buy a ps5
there’s only like three games
wait for the developers
to figure out the controller
and don’t buy a ps5
[falsetto]
the only games i can even name
are a remaster of an 11*year*old game
there’s a title that’s just glorified dlc
and a game that looks like it launched with the ps3
[all]
don’t buy a ps5
wait for the pro or slim
the library’s so tiny
who cares if it’s new and shiny
just don’t buy a ps5
[song 6: inflatables are tacky]
goin’ round the neighborhood
shootin’ all inflatables
i love it when my wife lets me buy more guns
[song 7: shrek 5 part 2]
[verse 1]
another year has come and gone
somehow, we’re still alive
how can the whole world carry on
with no news of shrek 5?
[chorus]
we were promised long ago
but movie progress moves so slow
i cannot sleep, eat, drink, oh no
i need my big green man
four films just isn’t enough
i’m not that strong, i’m not that tough
here’s a pic of shrek in the buff
dreamworks, what is the plan?
[outro]
you could’ve saved this wretched year
with any shrek 5 news
instead, you made a sequel to
the motherf*cking croods
shame on you
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